Thursday, February 23, 2012

Portfunia 99% occupied
























99% occupied 100% Portfunia 110 % arabia coffee the rest a melt of credo and green envy


photography copyright Richard Schemmerer


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Sunday, February 5, 2012

Portfunia: Carlos Kalmar rock on


Carlos is the hip conductor of Portlandia.
He holds the city by its musical strings and plays us like a Stradivari violin for an encore. This city likes to be on par with other big wigs shaking their classical bootie. The symphony doesn't shy away to cross pollinate with other local musical stars like Storm Large a rocker and Pink Martini's velvety soft core ice creamy band leader Thomas Lauderdale. Rock on Carlos let the Cellos howl.

image copyright Richard Schemmerer

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Portfunia Blog say something

Portfunia ist
Ein angesagter Nährboden für Abwechslung, wo sich alle gleich fühlen können, wenn Sie nicht anders sind.
Die Rasse wird in ihrer Vielfalt und ihren Brotbackstilen aus der alten Welt "EUROPIA" gefeiert, die mit den neuesten Entwicklungen bei Süßwaren-Extravaganzen konkurriert. Wir essen, was wir nämlich wollen, um etwas zu essen, außer Getreide oder Gras. Wir haben das Wasser, um es richtig zu machen. Hipster sind Freilandhaltung und Bärte sind die Flagge der Unabhängigkeit von der Notwendigkeit, sich anzupassen.
Wir treffen uns im Directors Park für öffentliche Vorführungen von Ballett, Oper, Sinfonie und Modenächten. Sogar unsere Straßenbewohner haben ein hohes Niveau, um nüchtern zu werden, während außer Kontrolle geratene Kinder im PEAR Kunstunterricht erhalten.



Portfunia is
a hip breeding ground for diversity where everybody can feel equal unless you are different.
Breed is celebrated in its variety and bread baking styles from the old world "EUROPIA" competing with the latest developments in confectionary extravaganzas. We eat what we are namely to hip to consume anything but grain or grass fed. We got the water to do it right. Hipster are free range and beards are the flag of independence from the need to conform.
We meet at Directors park for public displays of ballet, opera, symphony and fashion nights out. Even our street people have a high rise to get sober in while runaway kids get an art education on the fly at PEAR.






Portfunia is a place that doesn't really exist but it should.
Beautiful enlightened people everywhere; a sexy Utopia an "Urbanopia" waiting to be build somewhere in your neck of the Urban woods.